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"Alright, ladies, gents, others, and indescribables. I got a client lined up who wants a special hunk of merchandise, and I thought it would be a nice little community-building exercise to boot up a think-tank before we start sculpting in realspace. I pulled you lot together because I've either worked with you before or you came well-praised through the grapevine. If my experience and your rep is any indication, that means this group is seriously deranged and unrestrained, as well as being some of the best damn genehackers and biosculpters out there. And a lot of you have extrasolar experience. That'll be relevant, trust me.
"Boys and girls, the client wants a monster. Usual confidentiality period's in effect, less we know less we can say, blah blah blah, all that crap, but the profile and parameters are pretty tell-tale sing-song. They want a monster, a biological killing machine they can turn loose and be assured of the results. They need it to be deliverable by a standard shuttle, so we're not resurrecting a cybernetic T.rex. Delivery system is up to us, but they want this thing to be a single organism, so no swarms or anything like that. Vacuum-survivable, too. They didn't specify reproduction, so stick with the letter of the parameters for delivery, but personally, I'd say giving the thing a means to replicate is pretty obvious for a bioweapon. They want it able to tango with military-level countermeasures and come out on top. Non-sapient, but obviously it's gotta be pushing some envelopes in terms of brainpower. And minimal to no cybernetics. I can't tell if they're going for style points or just want to make sure it's untracable, but either way it's gotta be as close to completely biological as possible. Should be deployable to any secure habitat, which means low-gravity and microgravity concerns, with targets under a million (but let's aim to overdeliver on that end.) And that says to me we need to be careful to make sure the genes don't trace back to us.
"I'm sure that got your thinkboxes going, but before you get too wrapped up in your own graymatter, I've got some fun news for this project. Whoever this client is, they've gotta have an in with Terragenesis, since they got me a huge database of xenobiology and xenobotany. I haven't had time to parse all of it, but this is the real stuff. With a little creativity, we could cook up almost anything in this list, it looks like. I'm forwarding copies to your muses. Per contract, keep those secure and set with deadman switches in case you flatline. Nothing gets back to the client. THere's some other stipulations on use and all that, but for getting to play with xeno material carte blanche, totally worth it.
"We've got enough time to really sweeten this puppy up in concept and run a few accelerated generation tests, so let's get creative. You've got the parameters, so lets see what kind of monster we can cook up."
[Inspired by the xenomorph thread, I'm curious how evil you guys can be with all the tools EP offers. Replies can be IC or OOC, your choice, but obviously the stat blocks are going to be...well, stat blocks.]