(NSFW) Cards Against Humanity: Eclipse Phase addition

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(NSFW) Cards Against Humanity: Eclipse Phase addition

I couldn't find any forum rules regarding NSFW topics, so forgive me if I'm doing something wrong before adding and tags/moving this topic.

Anyway. I figured a game as good as cards against humanity would still survive in the 22nd century, and started to think of some carda. Then I realized CAH has lots of topical humour, and we're only given glimpses into the post fall life. So I figured it should be scaled back to a simple explanation pack that anyone can use when the GM can't play that week.

So in this thread we'll provide ideas for both white and black cards. I'll start, but I won't go into any NSFW territory until I get the ok from a mod.

Black cards:
Why is my Rep taking a hit? I only made a post about __________
Of all the X-Risks in the universe, the most dangerous by far is __________
I used to think __________ was the best path for transhumanity to progress down, but then I witnessed __________
What did Pivo find while scavenging around Earth's orbit?
I know how to stop the TITANs, but it's going to involve __________
I need to this psycosurgery, man! I need to forget __________
What's in the Scrach Space?

White cards:
The Jovian Republic. Long may it last
Extropians
An emergent AGI
Uplifts
Riding on the back of a Surya through the sun's corona
Malfunctioning nanoswarms
A nanofabericater
A flesh party
Fractals
Carnival
TITAN waifus
Factors
Factor waifus
Overload grenades
Scitzo
Flexbot Voltron
The Clanking Masses
Firewall
Project Ozma
Loonies
Basilisk Hacks
An eraser squad
A friendly warbot
Extream Reaper pillow fights!

Laskeutua Laskeutua's picture
Absolutely beautiful

I need to make up these cards for my group. They'd get a kick out of this.

My suggestions:

Black Cards:
I burned over half my @-Rep, but I finally turn an asteroid into a sculpture of _______.
We finally managed to get inside Zombieland. Inside we found ______.
What is the name of the newest addition to the scum fleet?
The Clanking Mass revolt was stopped dead in its tracks because of ______.
A Jovian diplomat disappeared on Locus, he was last seen with _____ and _____ in his possession.
The resleeving tech was freaked out when one of the new arrivals started blubbering about ____.
During the days of the fall, the TITANs spared a group of humans because of _____.
My insurance company cancelled my resleeving policy; I guess I shouldn't have tried to mix _____ with _____ in the last morph.

White Cards:
Finding a morph in the disassemblers.
An Oligarch in a neotenic.
An ASI, only stupid.
The Venusian Surface (AKA Hell's shittier sister-city)
Mercurials.
A concussed human in a parrot morph.
Hellball anal beads.
Having a wet dream and realising that it was your muse's dream instead.
A shorted Cortical Stack.
A samurai octopus named 'Killamari'
A hoplite battlesuit with broken vacuum sealing.
A hardsuit full of broken glass.
A DDR infected Nautiloid.
Shaking hands with the octopus' breeding arm.
A spaghetti western but with an all raven cast.
An epic drum solo, as played by a one armed chimp on MRDR.
Jumbles (an inspiration to us all)
A Jolly Exhuman and his merry band of Leftover Specials.
Wrestling in a pan greased with Slip and Hither.
A TITAN Hunter-Killer
Binge-eating the entire hab's Comfurt supply.
Token Uplifts

Grim G Grim G's picture
I got a few more from some

I got a few more from some friends and guys from /epg/:
The hardest part about being an uplist is __________
At long last! I have descovered that the ETI's agenda is aimed towards __________
__________, __________, and __________. There's nothing better than all those at once.
Transhumanity as a whole can be described as ________
What are the hypercorps cooking up in their labs ? I bet it's _______
_______ is the last straw that will make the Jovians launch a crusade against Transhumanity
The Jovian republic dose not aprove of _______
______ is the gravest threat ever encountered by Firewall
Only __________ will force Firewall to use __________
The second life sidicate requires more _______
In the wake of rising demand for ______ the Second life sindicate has been more active
Someone has discovored what the TITANS really want. It's _______
____ is the only thing that can save you from a TITAN swarm
The new basilisk hack utilises images of _______

Getting away from you fucking Luddites
Trying to fix Jovian fluff
Loonies
A flesh party
Consensual sex with a Neo-Bonobo
A lubed up Neo-Avian in a one-peace
Octomorph porn
/epg/
Preventing an X-Risk
Neotenic traps
Hyper Capitalism
Using Orchestra to store your porn
The Morningstar Constellation
Fork Boning
Cancer Enthusiasts
Using Orchestra to store your porn
The Morningstar Constellation
Fork Boning
Cancer Enthusiasts
Momo and the Cock
Your Muse
Mobs of Anarchists
space piracy

Dionysia Sacred... Dionysia Sacredmirror et alia's picture
Neotenic traps

Quote:
Neotenic traps

May I ask what this means?

Laskeutua Laskeutua's picture
Trap is a common internet

Trap is a common internet slang term for crossdressing males, especially effeminate ones that pass seamlessly as women. That's a simplified explanation I'll admit, it actually has nuances of non-traditional gender roles.
For the purposes of your question however, it's been used as an aesthetic term: the phrase refers to a neotenic that would appear female in all the morph's secondary and tertiary characteristics, but it possesses a male biological sex.

It does often get used in broader terms to describe someone a little less binary on the gender spectrum (I've even seen it as a self-identified term from people in genderqueer camps) but it ALWAYS refers to a feminine identity that ALWAYS possesses male genitalia.

Essentially from a hetrosexual male perspective: a Trap.

To those first hearing it, the term can sound pejorative, but I've never actually heard it used that way. Instead I've only ever heard the term used in the context of desirability (often sexual desirability - as an otherwise completely heterosexual friend of mind put it 'if she's hot enough, I won't care'). it's surprising actually how popular and idealised the concept is, but perhaps this is simply due to the people I've associated with.
It sprang up around Anime fandom specifically and has actually been met with overwhelming acceptance - turns out if the character is likable and sympathetic, audiences will flat out accept non-traditional ideas regarding identity that the character represents.
A pretty powerful statement on the impact of art on how people shape their ideas when you think about it.
One thing of note, the 'Trap' archetype is always comfortable in the gender role they're expressing and rarely even consider what others may think of their choices. They are who they are - simple as that.

It does have a counterpart in the concept of a 'reverse trap', which is similar to tomboy archetypes but again, slightly more nuance about non-traditional gender roles - business suits and short back-and-sides hair is common. Again, I often see the term thrown around when people want to see more characters of this archetype in their entertainment (or, given some of the people I know, their porn), never as pejorative.

Chrontius Chrontius's picture
I suspect the etymology is

I suspect the etymology is 4chan memes. Someone posts a picture of an attractive anime character, someone replies "I'd tap that" and a second reply is a picture like this:

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/176/files/2013/02/Admiral-Ackbar-Its-A-Trap.jpg

Once this image falls off the web, just do an image search for [ackbar it's a trap] and you'll find thousands of mirrors.